Not as amusing as it should be...

melenky @ 2008-10-30T13:10:00

2008-10-30T13:10:34Z

Copy this sentence into your livejournal if you are, have ever been, or will ever be, in a heterosexual marriage and you don't want it "protected" by the bigots who think that gay marriage hurts it somehow.

Book thingy thats vaguely amusing.

2008-09-22T20:31:12Z

"Grab the nearest book. Find the 5th sentence on page 23. Append it to the paragraph below. Append your name to the list below of people who have contributed to the paragraph. Post the result to your LJ."

They also talk of our being guilty of injustice, and their being the victims of an unjustifiable war. Brandy, and Tom got increasingly close-mouthed and sour. Although a certain sense of tripartite society survived down to Christian times, the three classes described in the Eddic poem "Rigdthula" bear little resemblance to Dumezil's three. It is often argued, and still oftener thought, that none but bad men would desire to weaken these salutary beliefs; and there can be nothing wrong,it is thought, in restraining bad men, and prohibiting what only such men would wish to practice. At its nearest point the wall was little more than one league from the City, and that was south-eastward. When he saw Jack Hare jump towards the fire, and the Practical Man brandishing the toasting-fork, Sir Isaac grabbed the strings of gravitational force that bound Jack to his destiny and PULLED--- That's a seventy-four gun privateer, besides. To honour a group of British nobles, treacherously slain at a conference by Hengist's guards, Aurelius decides to erect a great monument near Amesbury. That being so, he did not chortle when he went upstairs. Let stand. This ensures that when the garbage collector runs, it has complete access to the memory in the heap and can perform its tasks safely without the threat of being preempted by another thread. And then you may begin to laugh. The data are stored in Column 1 and renamed "Age." Pull your hand back. I don't remember that any secrets were revealed to me, nor do I remember any avid curiosity on my part to learn something I wasn't supposed to--perhaps I was too young to know what to listen for. You don't remember how awful it is being normal. Highlight the desired state tax table and press Enter. Abraham had now reached a ripe old age, and the LORD had blessed him in every way. This doesn't alter either string, any more than 2+3 alters either 2 or 3. And I will say firmly that it is the author who says, "One does feel," who is really an egoist; and the author who says, "I believe," who is not an egoist. I too have noticed symptoms of the same sort of thing, a slightly put-on manner of affectation, perhaps a sort of aftermath of his fine performance in the School Play. Until the police killed all of her fish by emptying ashtrays into the tanks, Mrs. Bond had raised and sold tropical fish. There was a silence at the other end of the line then a woman's voice said 'You have reached the BT Cellnet answering service'. 'Thank you'. But if it had been thrown into the pool, and held below the water in the darkness by a stronger swimmer... 'And then I'll come home and cry 'Bianca, Bianca', and you'll be gone, and no one will know where you went.' Until that moment, I would have said that the old town was established, settled, mature. The pattern rule target must start with the prefix and end with the suffix (if they exist). If we track him down and point a musket at him, it should convince him that it's time for him to move on, I hope. No one came here for the sun or the sand, and no beaches had been cleared. Ping: This function is useful only during multiplayer games. But she couldn't have refused, that would have looked bad.

1) Ranger Rick - 2) Rialian - 3) Elenbarathi - 4) Starsandfishes - 5) Echthros - 6) Doltaghey - 7) Ebonhost - 8) Tibicina 9) Browngirl 10) ceo 11) roozle - 12) quietann 13) Dale (achinhibitor) 14) tigerbright 15) autographedcat 16) kitanzi xvii) annonyno חי)thnidu 19) smallship1 20)thalinoviel 21) valkyriekaren 22) razornet 23) mrph 24) dmh 25) battyblingtrash 26> Daevid 27) Venta 28) oxfordgirl 29) serpentstar 30)esther_reeves 31)melenky

Writer's Block: Six-Word Story

2008-08-15T02:25:38Z

Hemingway was once challenged to write a story in only six words. His response? “For sale: baby shoes, never worn.” He is believed to have called it his greatest literary work ever. Can you write a story in six words?

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You pushed the button didn't you?

It probably wasn't enough...

2008-06-13T20:08:57Z

137,451 People

Created by OnePlusYou

melenky @ 2008-06-13T21:05:00

2008-06-13T20:06:31Z

89%DRUNKARD

Created by OnePlusYou

Decade ago meme

2008-06-05T09:42:27Z

1) How old were you?
THEN: 19
NOW: 29

2) Where did you go to school?
THEN: Was at University in Liverpool
NOW: Nowhere

3) Where did you work?
THEN: Weekend job working for Black Decker selling Power Tools. You try saying 'So Sir, how does the tool feel in your hand?' with a straight face..
NOW: Project officer for the The Higher Education Academy

4) Where did you live?
THEN: ON the edge of Kensington.
NOW: By the river in York, in a bit that doesn't get flooded :)

5) How was your hairstyle?
THEN: Long.
NOW: Shaven, but not quite a chrome dome

6) Did you wear braces?
THEN: Not by then
NOW: Nope

7) Did you wear contacts?
THEN: Yes
NOW: Only for LARP events

8) Did you wear glasses?
THEN: Yes
NOW: Not any more.

9) Who was your best friend?
THEN: There were a few , John, Guy, Matt, Tony were probably the main ones.
NOW: Not sure tbh.

10) Which of your pets was still alive?
THEN: None
NOW: Steerpike and Fuschia, our cats.

11) Who was your boyfriend/girlfriend?
THEN: Cath 'It tastes like soap' Hitchin
NOW: None, I have a wife!

12) Who was your celebrity crush?
THEN: The female bassist with White Zombie
NOW: Angelina Jolie.

13) Who was your regular-person crush?
THEN: Unfortunately my girlfriend..
NOW: Pass.

14) How many piercings did you have?
THEN: 1
NOW: 6

15) How many tattoos did you have?
THEN: 0
NOW: 0

16) What was your favourite band/singer?
THEN: White Zombie, Slayer, Cubanate
NOW: The Tiger Lillies, Panzer Ag

17) Had you smoked cigarettes?
THEN: Yep
NOW: Yep

18) Had you got drunk?
THEN: Regularly, what else are student loans for?
NOW: Not that often.

19) Had you DRIVEN?
THEN: Yes
NOW: Not recently

20) If so which car?
THEN: Mini Cooper
NOW: We don't have a car.

21) Looking back, are you where you thought you would be in 2008?
Not at all. I have a Wife, Children, Pets, a House and a decent job before I am thirty.

For those who do Cam UK

2008-06-04T09:39:34Z

If people are interested (and they arn't already aware of it) the IC/OOC journal thing for my requiem character is here:

meltedcandle

Its all friends only so if you want to have a look friend it and i'll friend you back.

It makes timcave cry btw ;)

melenky @ 2008-05-09T13:42:00

2008-05-09T12:44:19Z

Ganked from gold_dust84

Created by OnePlusYou

Only 18-22 weeks to go.

2008-02-22T19:46:39Z

Went for the 20 week scan of new little one today.

All is good, also got scan photos that make the baby look like an alien.

I is happy :)

More shit ganked from Greennumpty...

2007-12-18T20:24:12Z

Your Score: The Cat

You scored 55% domestic, 30% gregarious, 21% trickster, and 55% intellect!

Domestic, Solitary, Serious, Intelectual: you are the Cat! Cat represents a balance of strength in both physical and spiritual, psychic and sensual powers, merging these two worlds into one. Curious, intelligent, and physically adept, cat people tend to live in a world all their own.

This test categorized you based on four different axes of personality, which were then associated with a different animal. The four axes, as well as all possible results are explained below.

Wild/Domestic: This first axis categorizes you based on how much you are drawn to the outdoors, versus how much you are drawn to civilized situations. Domesticity has many shapes and forms, and varies from the joy of dolphins leaping next to a ship to the steadfast loyalty of a family dog.

Gregarious/Solitary: This axis measures how solitary you are. If you scored high, it means that you enjoy the company of other people, while a low score indicates that you prefer a more solitary lifestyle.

Trickster/Serious: This axis measures how well you line up with conventional trickster archetypes. People who fall into this archetype have a sense of humor and an excitable, highly chaotic streak. Scoring low doesn't mean that you don't have a sense of humor; it just means that you probably don't think dynamite is very funny.

Intellectual/Emotional: This last axis determines whether you are more emotional -- acting based on feelings and instinct, or rational and intelectual -- acting more on thought than on your gut feelings.

Wild	Gregarious	Trickster	Intellectual	The Hyena
Wild	Gregarious	Trickster	Emotional	The Otter
Wild	Gregarious	Serious	Intellectual	The Antelope
Wild	Gregarious	Serious	Emotional	The Wolf
Wild	Solitary	Trickster	Intellectual	The Weasel
Wild	Solitary	Trickster	Emotional	The Coyote
Wild	Solitary	Serious	Intellectual	The Raven
Wild	Solitary	Serious	Emotional	The Frog
Domestic	Gregarious	Trickster	Intellectual	The Fox
Domestic	Gregarious	Trickster	Emotional	The Dolphin
Domestic	Gregarious	Serious	Intellectual	The Horse
Domestic	Gregarious	Serious	Emotional	The Dog
Domestic	Solitary	Trickster	Intellectual	The Rat
Domestic	Solitary	Trickster	Emotional	The Ferret
Domestic	Solitary	Serious	Intellectual	The Cat
Domestic	Solitary	Serious	Emotional	The Squirrel

Link: The Animal Archetype Test written by crumpetsfortea on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Ganked from greennumpty

2007-12-18T20:20:35Z

You'll die from an Unlikely Illness (like the plague).

You will unfortunately succumb to a random and unlikely disease. Only to find out after death that eating more broccoli would have cured you.

'How will you die?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Stolen from Green Numpty

2007-09-28T12:46:14Z

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<tr valign="top" height="206"><td style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: serif; padding: 15px; ">Nick<br><br>- a heaping teaspoon of loyalty<br>- 1/4 cup of friendliness<br>- a scoop of seduction<br><br>Blend together quickly and serve.</td></tr>
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Stoeln from Armyofwolves

2007-07-28T23:17:08Z

You scored as Demon, Demon: Darkness is your sanctuary. Demons are many and are all different in appearence and rank. The most common are the ones that feed off of human souls. They love to make someone fall into their inner darkness. Blood, wrath, murder... You name it they love it. These beings don't care who you are, if they set their sights on you, let's just hope you know a good excorist. They kill any love within you and pull you toward their side. By any means possible. You wish for chaos and hate, you are the Demon.

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Demon

100%

Dragon

100%

WereWolf

58%

Angel

33%

Mermaid

25%

Faerie

What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)
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One will stand, one will fall....

2007-07-27T08:02:53Z

Go see Transformers.

There is nothing wrong with giant robots beating the living shit out of each other. In fact there are all kinds of right.

I r in pain...

2007-07-23T10:34:49Z

Maelstrom happened over the last three days and I didn't really enjoy it.

I loved every minute of it.

I can't think of a single moment when I it was even slightly crap for me, even when the rain caused rivers of water to appear everywhere it was still ace.

No, wait, looking at my insides after having thrown them up on Saturday night was a bit pooh but I felt better for it and managed to get back to sleep. Apparantley when I'm being sick I sound like I'm dying. It seems that my tolerance to the evil alcohol has significantly reduced which makes my bank balance and those providing me with drink happier.

I seem however to currently be paying the price for having so much fun as parts of me don't feel like they should work but somehow are.

Its been a while but thats the first time in ages that I didn't want an event to end.

melenky @ 2007-07-18T13:39:00

2007-07-18T12:39:47Z

Your Score: Serious Cat

38 % Affection, 48 % Excitability , 51 % Hunger

Hungry for knowledge in any internet forum, you demand decorum. Any off-topic remarks, absurd statements, or tomfoolery on the interweb is deeply frowned upon by you. Truth has no room for drollery.

Link: The Which Lolcat Are You? Test written by GumOtaku on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Stargate Photos

2007-07-11T19:25:18Z

My meager few photos that I took this time

http://www.flickr.com/photos/7942552@N02/sets/72157600766349521/

melenky @ 2007-07-09T21:36:00

2007-07-09T20:39:07Z

You go away for the weekend Larping and come home to find out your partner has found religion...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spaghetti_Monster

She has been touched by his noodley goodness.

melenky @ 2007-05-22T12:43:00

2007-05-22T11:44:29Z

Your Score: Neutral-Evil

28% Good, 54% Chaotic

Plane of Existence: The Gray Waste, "Hades". Description: Here, all emotion and compassion is drained away, until only hopelessnes, selfishness and apathy remain.

Examples of Neutral-Evils (Ethically Neutral, Morally Evil)

Hojo (FFVII)

Sauron

Long John Silver

Stalin (revolutionary/governor)

Puts self-interest before all else. Will only cooperate when material rewards are high. Untrustworthy; has contempt or fear for all others. The ultimate motive is self-preservation and promotion of their schemes. There are no barriers to their actions. Amoral.

Will not necessarily keep their word

Would attack an unarmed foe

Will use poisons

Will not help those in need

May work with others

Indifferent to higher authority

Indifferent to organizations

Neutral Evil "Pure Evil"

"Malefactor"

A neutral evil [person] does whatever she can get away with. She is out for herself, pure and simple. She sheds no tears for those she kills, whether for profit, sport, or convenience. She has no love of order and holds no illusion that following laws, traditions, or codes would make her any better or more noble. On the other hand, she doesn't have the restless nature or love of conflict that a chaotic evil villain has.

A thief and a mercenary is an example of a Neutral Evil [person].

Some neutral evil villains hold up evil as an ideal, committing evil for its own sake. Most often, such villains are devoted to evil deities or secret societies.

Neutral evil is pure pragmatism without honor and without variation - survival of the fittest.

Other Alignments and Tendencies (Tendenices are what you would more often sway towards; esp. for Neutrals):

0-39% Good, 0-39% Chaotic: Lawful-Evil
0-39% Good, 61-100% Chaotic: Chaotic-Evil

40-60% Good, 0-39% Chaotic: Lawful-Neutral

40-60% Good, 40-60% Chaotic: True Neutral

40-60% Good, 61-100% Chaotic: Chaotic-Neutral

61-100% Good, 0-39% Chaotic: Lawful-Good

61-100% Good, 40-60% Chaotic: Neutral-Good

61-100% Good, 61-100% Chaotic: Chaotic-Good

Link: The Alignment Test written by xan81 on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

melenky @ 2007-05-20T01:02:00

2007-05-20T00:01:52Z

Who'd of guessed.

2007-05-02T21:55:30Z

What type of Fae are you?

But he doesn't have a goatee...

2007-05-02T21:49:49Z

Your results:
You are Lex Luthor

Lex Luthor		94%
Dr. Doom		89%
Magneto		80%
Mr. Freeze		78%
Green Goblin		71%
Apocalypse		68%
The Joker		63%
Juggernaut		51%
Two-Face		51%
Catwoman		48%
Kingpin		47%
Mystique		43%
Poison Ivy		41%
Dark Phoenix		37%
Riddler		34%
Venom		33%

A brilliant businessman on a quest for world domination and the self-proclaimed greatest criminal mind of our time!

Click here to take the "Which Super Villain am I?" quiz...

Photos from Stargate

2007-04-23T22:35:38Z

http://www.flickr.com/photos/7942552@N02/sets/72157600115583143/

melenky @ 2007-01-31T13:23:00

2007-01-31T13:24:26Z

What kind of pirate am I? You decide!
You can also view a breakdown of results or put one of these on your own page!
Brought to you by Rum and Monkey

melenky @ 2007-01-31T13:22:00

2007-01-31T13:22:15Z

Which Horrible Affliction are you?
A Rum and Monkey disease.